Greetings and welcome to Majestic Litter dot com. We continue to participate in the Internet, sometimes while wondering exactly when did it get so god damn dark. Things are still happening, and that’s quite all right:
* We’re oh-so-excited that Anna McClellan‘s tape Fire Flames is melting cassette decks across America. Go be a good citizen of Earth and buy it and you will feel an overwhelming sense of gladness and appreciation that your ears and brain can process music. Don’t forget to kick back and watch this video for the title track. Look for some more tour dates in the spring. I mean, nobody’s making you but it’s for your own good.
* Big Harp‘s tape is OUT NOW. It’s called Waveless and it’s mega-ultra-fun. 11 delightful blasts of thrash pop radness. No shit, kid. Go get it at the store now. Our favorite married couple and third wheel (Hi, Ron Juan!)  are going to make their racket heard touring Europe in January and February. These are the dates. Take a plane, take a train, ride the bus, go see them shred. Again, it’s for your own good.
* The Good Life has a new album, Everybody’s Coming Down, which is out now on all kinds of formats but luckily we negotiated to release it on the most premium format: cassette. So go get one at the store, dudes and dudettes! On tour with Big Harp in Europe in the coming weeks. At the risk of sounding bossy, go see them. For your own good, you know.
Jake Bellows released his debut solo long-player New Ocean a while back but not really that long ago on an epochal scale. It still pretty seriously rules in and is still available in the store. Those sweet Help cassettes are back in print too because enough of you asked.
Our Fox‘s Sea Glass is available on cassette for the first time. Each is dubbed onto blue tapes here at ML HQ one-by-one in real-time while we type on and cut photos to make the inserts. Not exactly Henry Ford shit. We ran out of the first batch but the second batch is coming down the assembly line now, in a footrace just ahead of a glacier and just behind a turtle with molasses shoes.
Red Lobster Magnifying Glass is still hardly at work on Knockin’ on Kevin’s Door and Trashville Skyline. Wouldn’t you just know it?
Breakfast plays shows about every 7 years so maybe 2016 will bring a murmur? Just kidding.
* We’ve accepted that the trillion-dollar coin is not going to happen.
* The Royals won. That was really something.
* Carnitas. Always carnitas.